children have a passion for gambling too.

It's a good thing I did not.
Otherwise, I might feel bad about using the new Mac for such guilty pleasures.
Luckily, I went to school to get drunk.*
So I don't feel bad at all.
...
I don't know what this all means.
*"Liberal Arts" is a common euphemism for getting drunk while reading about stuff, then yelling at people about your stuff and then trying to make out with them and/or getting them to drive you to the closest supermarket in rural Vermont [all of Vermont is rural...do the math] so that you can buy candy and eat it until it makes you sick so that you can blame the candy and not the booze...or the cultural theory. Thank you for your time and attention toward this matter.