Memo to Snow

Memo to Snow

It's come to my attention that you wish to be fashionably early. I respect this, since perhaps you are not the most fashionable form of precipitation in most senses. Yet, while you force people into asexual bundles that hide away the physical form, you also induce cuddling and the wonders of knitted this-and-that.

And you force kitties indoors, where they promote illiteracy and poor production. I know you're in on this, Snow....but I'm willing to let it slide, along with making me desire drinks that may cause sleepiness (such as whiskey and/or hot cocoa).

All in all, I know that you mean well, but I'm still bitter at your preemptive, jealous foliage genocide. Those leaves meant you no harm.
countryneal: 11/03/2005 4:34 PM
well put. excellent display of both sides of the issue. i believe snow has been barging in on society for too long. way to legislate, ccp.
unexpecteddays: 11/03/2005 4:39 PM
yes, interesting!
foresight: 11/03/2005 5:55 PM
what about whiskey WITH cocoa?
robhimself: 11/03/2005 10:06 PM
well put indeed. bring on the summer.
padls: 11/04/2005 7:38 AM
Swow always reminds me so much of things like, er... winter days with grey sky and frosted grass and furry animals and er... well, snow.
carcrashprncess: 11/04/2005 7:44 AM
I think if Snow changed its name to Swow, it would definitely be an improvement to its image. :)
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